Well, hello daaarrling.
Lately, I've been so busy with work and dancing I have barely had time to write, also I think I may have, overnight, become a self-diagnosing internet hypochondriac.
I'm going to the sexual health clinic today to find out if I have anything icky, I'm pretty sure I have nothing to worry about. But I haven't been feeling all that well lately so last nigh I jumped on-line. What a mistake!
I researched rising trends in STI's and found out that the up and coming disease in Melbourne's gay community is, wait for it, wait some more, ...............OMFG SYPHILUS...............!
So I researched the symptoms, and now have my self firmly convinced that I'm in the early stages of SYPHILUS! OH MY FUCKING GOD, I'M A DIRTY 18TH CENTURY LONDON WHORE AND I'M GONNA GET CHOPPED UP BY THE RIPPER BEFORE THE SYPH CAN KILL MEEEEEE...! WWWAAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL....!
It's not all that bad, :) keep in mind I've not yet seen a doctor. I am really only guessing, fuelled on by the Internet Info-hwy and a backwards brain. I probably have nothing wrong with me at all. Well there's a lot wrong with me actually, but that stuff usually comes in the form of mental instability and lack of social tact.
And for those of you who know me well enough, today is finally the day I get to have a haircut, my last haircut was 7.5weeks ago. I'm going crazee..! Not only have I waited 7.5 weeks, but I have to wait till 4.45pm today, my appointment at the clinic is at 12.30pm! Fuck you Jan, fuck you hard, you go to hell and you die!
So yeah, my day will eventually be a good one, providing I don't have any VENEREAL DISEASES! lol, I'm such a retard. Have an awesome day peeps. LOVE RESPECT ACCEPTANCE.
